Kaolan Jittigym and myself (looking extremely tame…)
Taken after training tonight on his birthday!
I don’t believe in new years resolutions,
But I’m going to make a few this year.
- Firstly I want to stop swearing so much. It’s just needless and offends women.
I’m going to replace words like cunt with old cockney phrases like dry lunch and wet weekend and I’ll only use proper swear words when necessary.
- Secondly I want to get out more. Further than Colchester.
Weekend trip to somewhere far in the UK. It doesn’t cost much and it’s something to do. I’ve been here for 21 years and counting… How much have I seen? About 20% of it. It isn’t all shitty.
- Lastly I want to control my money more and keep it tidy. I’m going to organise my letters into a folder and actually start opening my bank statements. For all I know, a small asian man is taking £10 a month from me and I’m none the wiser.
- Me: DRIFT IT MUM
- Mum: Do what?
- Me: I live my life a quarter mile at a time, Mum.
- Mum: You're mad.
- Me: Do you even lift?
